turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.
You are a turd tobogganist!
by Ian Chode November 23, 2003
mugGet the turd tobogganistmug.

Quim

Female genitalia - this word is Welsh and is deeply offensive to Welsh speakers.
by Ian Chode April 18, 2003
mugGet the Quimmug.

dick duvet

My wife stole the duvet, my rabbi stole my dick duvet!
by Ian Chode July 12, 2004
mugGet the dick duvetmug.

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.
Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!
by Ian Chode September 17, 2003
mugGet the shit tinted spectaclesmug.

arse grapes

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003
mugGet the arse grapesmug.

jolly

A day out from work, ostensibly on some kind of work-based mission but actually just going for a laugh.
We went to the National Gallery to do some research - that was nice little jolly!
by Ian Chode April 02, 2003
mugGet the jollymug.

shit shunter

Homo-erectus; faggot.
The group identified 'gaylord' and 'nancy-boy' as meaning homosexual, but did not come up with more creative terms such as 'shit shunter' or 'trouser browser', much to my chagrin.
by Ian Chode February 17, 2004
mugGet the shit shuntermug.