Ian Chode's definitions

steek

Steeks also tend to drive souped-up yet still-crap cars, often Vauxhall Nova SRs. These may properly be termed "steek-mobiles".

Look at those Steeks in Sutton driving their Steek-mobiles!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

tight end

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).

He was the best tight end I've ever seen.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

fiblet

A small lie.

Anyone who says they weren't scared on D-Day is telling fiblets.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2004

pork out

To become fat.

She really porked out.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Jack the Gripper

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

wingus

Part of the fictional incompetant duo "wingus and dingus".

I am Mr Wingus, and this is Mr Dingus.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

jelly jewellery

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003