Ian Chode's definitions

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

Shoot

verb: to ejaculate.

I'm going to shoot....OOOOH! (Splat!)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

arse grapes

Piles.

My arse grapes are playing me up.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

Bang

She bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

coontastic

Something great in a non-caucasian way. (Corruption of fantastic).

"The Asian Dub Foundation are Coontastic" - MC BNP.

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

anal canal

The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.

Fabs took it up the anal canal like a man.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004