Ian Chode's definitions

rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.

He was promoted to rear admiral

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Friend of Dorothy

A homosexual male, from the character Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

cherry

Virginity. Like a balloon, in that it only takes one prick and it's gone.

I popped her cherry! Hard!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2007

hi are ye

A silly slang greeting that is supposed to sound like a Northern Ireland accent asking "How are you?"

Hi are ye?
Very well, tank-ye!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

piss slit

The japs eye, where urine and spunk leave the body.

GAY MAN: Quick, somebody do me up the piss slit.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

love snot

Cum.

Please put your hand in my underpants and jiggle it around until I produce love snot. Thanks, Simon.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003