Ian Chode's definitions

snot

Nasal mucus.

I am full of snot today.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

twist

In the UK, a twist can also be a con.

You twisted me out of a tenner!

by Ian Chode June 19, 2003

steek

Steeks also tend to drive souped-up yet still-crap cars, often Vauxhall Nova SRs. These may properly be termed "steek-mobiles".

Look at those Steeks in Sutton driving their Steek-mobiles!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

chi chi man

Incidentally, and possibly connected, Chi is Burmese for shit.

Ne ma sappa go chi (You lick your mother's c*** and it tastes of shit.)

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

dobber

Dobber in South Derbyshire, England, means condom.

"I ran out of dobbers so I had to go up the tradesman's entrance!"

by Ian Chode January 18, 2005

japs thigh

The thwankton, the piece of skin between the tadjer and botty.

If my Japs thigh gets excited it might spit!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2004