Ian Chode's definitions

turnip

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.

Suck my turnip!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

botty chunder

Shit; faeces.

It's a load of botty chunder!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

nutmeg

In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.

I nutmegged him!

by Ian Chode March 4, 2004

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 16, 2006

high pressure vein cane

A mutton dagger.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

bucky

A homosexual, one who has earnt his rusty sherrif's badge.

What a bucky!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

anal canal

The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.

Fabs took it up the anal canal like a man.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004