Ian Chode's definitions

fudge fumbler

A bakelite blowhole boy. Faggot.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

cherry

Virginity. Like a balloon, in that it only takes one prick and it's gone.

I popped her cherry! Hard!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2007

hi are ye

A silly slang greeting that is supposed to sound like a Northern Ireland accent asking "How are you?"

Hi are ye?
Very well, tank-ye!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

shunter

The man on the giving end of anal sex. See also grunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter, Billy?

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

japs thigh

The thwankton, the piece of skin between the tadjer and botty.

If my Japs thigh gets excited it might spit!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2004

cock commando

A homosexual male, especially of a domineering nature.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

gunty wrench

English version of wedgie.

Simon and Lei grabbed Andy's pants and gave him a good gunty wrench!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003