Ian Chode's definitions

chegwinned

To be drunk. After UK TV "celebrity" Keith Chegwin.

I wasn't just a bit drunk, I was completely Chegwinned.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

snotty

To be arsey with someone.

When I said he was gay he got all snotty with me.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Cock Master 5000 series

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.

It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.

by Ian Chode April 20, 2003

bollecular structure

The nobsack-dick-pubes combo. (A corruption of molecular structure.)

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

george dubya

Hairy women's bits. As in bush.

She had a mean george dubya!

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

shithole shandy

Beverage served to those engaged in felching, an intoxicating and heady mix of faeces and gentlemens jelly.

Michael drank a shithole shandy straight from Dale's botty - Graham stayed standing!

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

cock commando

A homosexual male, especially of a domineering nature.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003