testes

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

wikipaedophile

A person who writes on wikipedia a lot.

He is a complete wikipaedophile.

by Ian Chode June 13, 2006

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

woy oy

Similar to oy oy in the UK, but with more sexual overtones. A greeting of recognition, or said to one's friends regarding an attractive member of the opposite sex.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

kamekarzy

To almost kill yourself with trapped wind and the utter the violence of a shit. (From the UK slang karzy meaning toilet).

I tell you, after that curry his toilet turned into a kamekarzy.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

dining al desko

To eat lunch at your desk.

A: Are you coming to the canteen for lunch?
B: No, I'm afraid I'm dining al desko today.

by Ian Chode July 15, 2004