Ian Chode's definitions

tradesman's entrance

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

bucky

A homosexual, one who has earnt his rusty sherrif's badge.

What a bucky!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

high pressure vein cane

A mutton dagger.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

masto

Masturbation - polishing the bishop!

I am engaging in vicious masto!

by Ian Chode May 6, 2007

Homosexualite

Surely this would be somebody who aligns themselves with homosexuals, or the homosexual movement (by which I mean the gay lobby, and not the thrusting of a cock up another man's toot toot).

by Ian Chode June 2, 2003

jelly belly

A fat person.

She is a right jelly belly.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Shitter hitter

A gentleman who believes that the anus should not be an output device only.

What shitter hitter!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003