Ian Chode's definitions

anal canal

The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.

Fabs took it up the anal canal like a man.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

dobber

Dobber in South Derbyshire, England, means condom.

"I ran out of dobbers so I had to go up the tradesman's entrance!"

by Ian Chode January 18, 2005

shunter

The man on the giving end of anal sex. See also grunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter, Billy?

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

love snot

Cum.

Please put your hand in my underpants and jiggle it around until I produce love snot. Thanks, Simon.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

japs thigh

The thwankton, the piece of skin between the tadjer and botty.

If my Japs thigh gets excited it might spit!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2004

steek

Steeks also tend to drive souped-up yet still-crap cars, often Vauxhall Nova SRs. These may properly be termed "steek-mobiles".

Look at those Steeks in Sutton driving their Steek-mobiles!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

chi chi man

Incidentally, and possibly connected, Chi is Burmese for shit.

Ne ma sappa go chi (You lick your mother's c*** and it tastes of shit.)

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004