Ian Chode's definitions

pork out

To become fat.

She really porked out.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.

John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.

by Ian Chode October 29, 2003

gunty wrench

English version of wedgie.

Simon and Lei grabbed Andy's pants and gave him a good gunty wrench!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

doppy

A person, usually female, who although lovely might be a bit naive or absent-minded.

Holly is wonderful, but she's a bit doppy!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Swaddie

A person from Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England.

He was a right Swaddie.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

bell sack

The scrotum or ball bag.

Squeeze my bell sack until it goes DING!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

ponce

To take something from someone with their permission.

Can I ponce a fag? (Where fag = cigarette)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003