Definitions by Ian Chode

piles 

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

piles by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

jip 

Trouble.

It's giving me some jip.

jip by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

Chalfonts

Piles. Rhyming slang for Chalfont St Giles, a place in the UK.

Oooh, me Chalfonts.

Chalfonts by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

high pressure vein cane 

A mutton dagger.

high pressure vein cane by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

Farmer Giles 

Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.

Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!

Farmer Giles by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

love snot 

Cum.

Please put your hand in my underpants and jiggle it around until I produce love snot. Thanks, Simon.

love snot by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

farmers 

Farmer Giles - piles! Cockney rhyming slang.

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.

farmers by Ian Chode April 8, 2003