worm worshipper

A fudge fumbler; a trouser traitor of the type that are still actively sought out and murdered in some countries, in a terrible violation of human rights.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

offload

Verb meaning to ejaculate.

I managed to offload on her tits.

by Ian Chode May 18, 2005

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

trowser browser

A poof.

He's a trouser browser.

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

japs thigh

The thwankton, the piece of skin between the tadjer and botty.

If my Japs thigh gets excited it might spit!

by Ian Chode January 11, 2004

Jack the Gripper

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

farmers

Farmer Giles - piles! Cockney rhyming slang.

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003