Definitions by Ian Chode

japs thigh 

The thwankton, the piece of skin between the tadjer and botty.

If my Japs thigh gets excited it might spit!

japs thigh by Ian Chode January 10, 2004

thwankton 

The piece of skin between a gentleman's bollocks and his arsehole. This can also be referred to as the twernt, or sometimes (erroniously) the chode.

Touch my thwankton!

thwankton by Ian Chode January 9, 2004

take an off tablet 

To lose one's temper or go into a bad mood.

So I told him I wasn't going to do it and he decided to take an off tablet! The bastard was pissed off for the rest of the day!

take an off tablet by Ian Chode December 16, 2003

chocolate mahogany lollipop

Fucking someone up the arse and then making them suck their own shit off the end of your dick.

Hello, would you like a chocolate mahogany lollipop?

chocolate mahogany lollipop by Ian Chode November 25, 2003

turd tobogganist 

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.

You are a turd tobogganist!

turd tobogganist by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

meat sludge luge expert by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

fiddle 

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.

John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.

fiddle by Ian Chode October 29, 2003