Definitions by Ian

fo shizzel 

"fo shizzel" is a giant ant that eats us brothers

fo shizzel is eatin me yo

fo shizzel by ian January 21, 2004

snagglesnatch 

A particularly nasty vagina that one suspects may have teeth. Pungent and deformed.

I could tell that slut had a snagglesnatch by the way her jeans made a crooked camel toe. Hold me.

snagglesnatch by ian January 21, 2004

sweater kittens 

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.

Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.

sweater kittens by ian January 21, 2004

rug 

Pubic hair. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

rug by ian January 21, 2004

boys 

Commonly called "the boys" - refers to one's testicles.

I haven't showered for three days, so basically the boys are ripe.

boys by ian January 21, 2004

curtains 

Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

curtains by ian January 21, 2004

I ain't fuck ya 

To be completely honest with someone. A promise not to play head games or beat about the bush. Beautiful.

"I ain't fuck ya. That diamond necklace is really worth $2 million. I'll sell it to you for $20."

I ain't fuck ya by ian January 21, 2004