Ian's definitions

Frunk

A trunk on the front end of a mid- or rear-engined car.

I like Beetles and MR2s, because frunks are cool!

by Ian August 23, 2005

Shoestring special

A tiny g sring

Did you see the shoestring special on that bird?

by Ian July 18, 2003

Fiesta

When a woman vomits, and, holding the vomit in her mouth, performs oral sex on a man.

"As Sally fiestaed me, I held back my own puke from the smell of hers

by Ian October 8, 2003

clack

A slap with one's dick

I clacked her a good one in the mouth.

by Ian February 2, 2004

Wahtillian the Tourtise

The Greatest Hero to ever live!

Wahtillian is a sexy beast

by Ian May 21, 2003

n00bies

spawned from the world of online games and geek
a collection of new, bad and irritating "noobs"

i'm going to pwn j00 n00bies

by ian August 17, 2004

shvomlum

A word concocted by myself and Timmeh, meaning shit, vomit, lube, and cum.

Guy: :pointing finger and laughing: You've got shvomlum on your face!

by Ian January 29, 2005