shnoggy boogens

normally considered the answer to the question "whats goin on?" commonly preceeded by the word "eh"
-hey man hows it goin???

-eh, shnoggy boogens
by ian February 09, 2005
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fonzerific

a word used when describing someone or something of extreme coolness

the origins of this word

first said by the much loved ian on the dcemu forums

it has spread worldwide like wild fire in just over a year
skynet is fonzerific

yo, man, your ride is fonzerific
by ian April 22, 2005
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VaporScare

A threat or conspiracy that either turns out to be bogus, or simply fails to materialize.
The administration's claim that terrorists would attack us using bomb-laden sparrows turned out to be just another VaporScare.
by Ian January 03, 2005
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In Cricket when a bowler is having a rather poor over, being hit for six or four every ball, ie smacked out of the ground. This is often refered to as being 'Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne'.
(Also used in computer game cricket game Brian Lara)

This saying comes from ex-footballer & ex-"manager" plus recovering alcoholic & wife beater Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who used to hit Sheryl about a bit.
"Ah man three sixes & two fours off that over, you're being Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne!"
by Ian February 07, 2006
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jolly muncher

Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.

a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.
"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"
by ian April 05, 2005
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boys

Commonly called "the boys" - refers to one's testicles.
I haven't showered for three days, so basically the boys are ripe.
by ian January 21, 2004
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tossle

A mans penis, sometimes use for masterbation.
Jason went to work on his tossle until it puked love gravey on the pages of my new magazine
by Ian March 21, 2005
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