Definitions by Ian

crestal myth 

a word used by one who is so fucked up that they can no longer correctly pronounce the name of the drug that they are on

Dude, this uhhhhhh ha ummmmm crrrrestal myth is the shiiiiit man!

crestal myth by Ian July 4, 2003

Malb 

1. An "inward" explosioin, i. e. an implosion.

2. opposite of blam.

MALB!! went the submarine.

Malb by Ian June 25, 2003

Bydunno

I have no frieken idea.

What are you doing today? Bydunno.

Want to have ? Bydunno

Bydunno by Ian June 20, 2003

strobes 

boobs, tits

Man that chick has some bigass strobes. I wanna run it in between 'em.

Hey ho, show me dem strobes!

Damn foo, your bitch has got some lopsided-ass strobes.

strobes by Ian June 16, 2003

understizzand 

Understand

"I dont understizzand..."

understizzand by Ian June 2, 2003

fizuk 

Fuck, see wordFizuck/word

what teh fizuk j00 talkin bout?

fizuk by Ian June 2, 2003

SARS 

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. Screws up your lungs and kills old people. Most victims don't die. Started in China, not Japan, and most Americans form their own racist opinion about it and post it up in the urban dictionary.

Person 1: I've got SARS.
Person 2: Shame. Wanna go to the ballgame?

SARS by Ian May 26, 2003