Garden gnome

A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.

Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 25, 2020

Nun fucker

A degenerate who fucks a nun.

He's a nun fucker.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Peckerhead

A person who's brains reside in his dick. And who thinks he can do whatever he feels like, including have sex with every woman he sees.

Peckerhead Murray's a very small minded person.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 01, 2020

Kleptomaniac

Kleptomaniac is a serial burglar. They wear a mask covering their eyes, making them look like a raccoon. Some have even been known to wear no mask, and enjoy lying, especially if they're a hairy female.
Officer, I found this beer, on the sidewalk. It was a pity, not to drink it.

What's you're name?
Waldo Lily Trudeau.

Actor's make the best kleptomaniac's. They get alot of practice at it. Politicians love them.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 06, 2020

Alcoholics anonymous

A place where they, don't drink alcohol. But instead discuss the Bible. And end the night with a song.

Alcoholics anonymous. Religious nutters welcome, meaning Sexual deviants, wearing leathers and whips

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 02, 2020

Nun fucking

Nun fucking says what it means.

We broken into the nunnery last night, fucked all the nuns. Hillbillies love nun fucking. We broken into the nunnery last night, and fucked all the nuns. The church locked it's doors when they saw me coming.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 06, 2020

Dwarf throwing

Politically correct people don't like it.

Dwarf throwing. A politically correct moron got this sport banned. He doesn't like greasy pig wrestling, or beehive tossing.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019