Definitions by Iam not Elmer Fudd

Fake friend

A person who hangs out with you, so they're popular like you. When you fall, they then attack you.

Murray fake friend likes to hang with him, to be seen. But whenever he's not around, he'll attack him.

Fake friend by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 1, 2020

Kerris

People called this, are always small minded clowns.

The kids are attacking Kerris the clown. He brought in his four legged dog, and left the two legged one outside.

Kerris by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 1, 2020

ice cream wars 

An ice cream truck vendor, who refused to give up their route to someone else. Hence an actual war broke out.

In the ice cream wars, the vendors would run each off the road, and try to kill as many of their competitors as they could.

ice cream wars by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019

Fat farm 

A place to go, where you lose all you're fat, and regain you're physical and mental health.

Drew's returned from the fat farm. He's a new man.

Fat farm by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019

Twitter 

Only sparrows tweet.

Twitter, a place where a group of self important imbeciles tweet to each other.

Twitter by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Roundabout 

The name says it all.

Kevin Rudd and Barnaby Joyce built a roundabout.

Roundabout by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Iced vovo 

A biscuit.

I had a delicious iced vovo.

Iced vovo by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019