tilc

when someone behaves like a complete asshole, they are a tilc.

get your shitty hands out of my ass you tilc!

get your shitty hands off my sandwich you tilc!

get your shitty hands off my breasts you tilc!

by iain March 29, 2004

baw

1. Noun
Scottish dialect slang term for 'testicle'.
Can also be used figuratively as a pejorative term to describe a person. Similar in meaning to arse or fanny when used in the same way.

2. Prefix
Used as a prefix, 'baw-' means of or relating to testicles, either literally or figuratively.

1. "Joe's left baw is bigger than his right one."

1(fig). "Joe, you're such a baw sometimes!"

2. "Bawbag, bawslap bawchin, and bawhands are all examples of words which take the baw- prefix."

by Iain January 10, 2005

internet banking

see barclays, but surfing the web.

sorry mom, i know casualty is on, but i need to do some internet banking.

by iain May 19, 2004

wankface

A cool person, who is also very popular and funny, and looks a bit like Steve McQueen perhaps.

Hey Dave, I wish as much of a wankface as you, you get all the ladies frothing and that.

by Iain February 18, 2005

Scaff

a "person" who is in desperate need of a wash. They tend to be very dirty and smelly. They think drugs are the only way forward and have no hope in life.

david ritchie is the biggest scaff in the world

by iain April 05, 2003

Ferien

goat worryer

is he a ferien? Is he a goat worryer

by Iain October 08, 2003

rockover

A rockover is the result of attending to many rock shows over a short period of time. Symptoms include: Tinnitus (Ringing ears), tiredness, hearing loss, nausea and fatigue. Other side effects are torn, stolen or dirtied clothing, alarming odours and minor injuries.

I didn't get home until 3 last night, I have such a rockover, I'm going to call in sick

by Iain May 31, 2007