IaN's definitions

stem

Someone who appears not to have a head at all. Misses all jokes and is beyond blond.

Cedric, you STEM!

by Ian January 21, 2004

curtains

Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

by ian January 21, 2004

stoked

excited, psyched, pumped up

in response to something that makes you excited: "I know, i'm so stoked."

by Ian April 4, 2003

uft

A word that subsitutes 'Oh no' or 'For christ sake'. Can be used when describing something stressful, negative or something that you don't like. Uft can also be changed into 'Ufty Gufty', 'Uft mine Guft' and 'Trufty' depending on the level of negativity and stress invloved. It is a common word used frequently by Ian, Darren, Karen, Vicky, Jenna and Becky,

'Oh uft I've got to go to work'
'Ufty Trufty I'm getting married in 5 weeks!'
'Uft Mine Guft I'm living in Canada for 3 months!'
'Ufty bloody gufty look at the queue at the coffee bar!'

by Ian July 26, 2003

queerbaites

a straight guy who gay guys like. same as gagnet

dude he's such a fucking queerbaites.

by IAN April 13, 2004

royle

The one who is Hung.

The Human Tri-Pod

by Ian January 9, 2004

morbid

cool (positively) or sick.

that was so morbid, lets do it again.

by Ian April 4, 2003