Nigga the builder: Get dat steel bar fool
Faggot ass white cracker: Stfu nigga, you da fool
*gets shot*
Faggot ass white cracker: Stfu nigga, you da fool
*gets shot*
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 10, 2019
When someone writes a definition on their name on UrbanDictionary and give it qualities like handsome, smart, athletic and shit.
Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.
Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.
Me: “Dude wtf? Go outside you fat fucking slob, stop posting those urban names.
You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”
Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”
Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.
You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”
Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”
Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 05, 2019
A fellow italian nigga
He a real nigga, he invites you to his luxury apartment and makes you the largest amount of pasta you’ve ever seen.
It tastes amazing, and somehow he magically has enough ingredients.
Props to my italians niggas out there
He a real nigga, he invites you to his luxury apartment and makes you the largest amount of pasta you’ve ever seen.
It tastes amazing, and somehow he magically has enough ingredients.
Props to my italians niggas out there
Niggarino: “Hello my-a nigga! Do you wants-a pasta?”
Me: “Hell yeah nigga! Full send!”
Niggarino: “Coming right up! No, you can’t-a have any you-a fat fucking urban dicker. Go-a outside urban dicker”
UrbanDicker: “Awww, I’m gonna go post my stupid fucking conservative beliefs to UrbanDictionary all while sitting in a dark room with no one to love.”
Me: “Hell yeah nigga! Full send!”
Niggarino: “Coming right up! No, you can’t-a have any you-a fat fucking urban dicker. Go-a outside urban dicker”
UrbanDicker: “Awww, I’m gonna go post my stupid fucking conservative beliefs to UrbanDictionary all while sitting in a dark room with no one to love.”
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 08, 2019
A place where people with the intelligence of a rock fuck their daughters and enjoy 15 big macs a day.
Lives on farms and likes to lick goat asses and own a bunch of guns.
Sike jk, these Americans make up a small majority of the US. Sike jk again, they make up the whole of America.
Lives on farms and likes to lick goat asses and own a bunch of guns.
Sike jk, these Americans make up a small majority of the US. Sike jk again, they make up the whole of America.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER September 30, 2019
When that one motherfucker that was in high school, comes to the reunion/function looking like a whole new person.
Dave: Yo look at DeMarcus over there! I can't even recognize him!
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn
DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn
DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER May 31, 2022
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER August 16, 2019
The most horrendus, ghastly, smelly, retarded, gooey, raging, shitty shit on the face of the planet. God help you if you know someone that takes these kinds of shits.
Shawndavious: Ay man, listen I understand you taking a big dump in there, but you gotta get out of my bathroom eventually.
David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!
Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!
David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?
*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!
Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!
David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?
*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER December 26, 2022