INeedTherapyPleaseHelp's definitions

Blood

That tasty red liquid that is found in every persons body.

Costumer: Tasty! What was that called again?

Waiter: the blood of the innocent.
Costumer: I'll have two more glasses of - hol' up.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Brett-Harted

Someone who people are constantly being screwed with. Originates from Bret Hart who was screwed over in the Montreal srewjob.

James is always Brett-Harted. He needs therapy but the therapist lives in Montreal and is known for screwing with people. Will he ever be Un-Brett-Harted

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Hiroshima

Hiroshima is when you microwave something thinking you don't have to again. When you do have to microwave something again it is called Nagasaki.

I needed to Hiroshima my microwavable popcorn, not knowing I would need to Nagasaki them.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Buttkilled

When you are butthurt so much that you have cardiac arrest and a seizure at the same time and then explode. 100% fatality rate.

When furry boxing to the death became illegal, Kevin was buttkilled

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023