That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.
Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023
Someone who people are constantly being screwed with. Originates from Bret Hart who was screwed over in the Montreal srewjob.
James is always Brett-Harted. He needs therapy but the therapist lives in Montreal and is known for screwing with people. Will he ever be Un-Brett-Harted
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023
A Dutchphobic person is someone who doesn't want to go to the Netherlands because they think they will be beat up by drunk Dutch people. They believe every Dutch stereotype and are very racist.
Hannah: I really want to go to Amsterdam for my honeymoon but I can't.
Sophie: why
Hannah: Oliver is Dutchphobic
Sophie: why
Hannah: Oliver is Dutchphobic
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023
The people that protect you from the threat of black teenagers that are tryintrying to commit the horrible crime of existing.
Synonyms: police officer, cop
Synonyms: police officer, cop
"Yo bro look at that fat pig over there!"
"Yeah. Pigs seem to be getting fatter ever since yo mama taught them how to eat like nikado avocado."
OHHHH
"Yeah. Pigs seem to be getting fatter ever since yo mama taught them how to eat like nikado avocado."
OHHHH
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023