IAssasinatedJFK's definitions

Slabdrill

When you shart yourself so badly and so much that it creates a hole in your pants and the shit goes flying through the hole.

My grandpa did a massive Slabdrill and posted it on Facebook to impress all the local grandmas.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

Zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd

Staged 5. Boredom

You are beyond bored that your actually putting too much thought into something you don’t care about, as you literally typed zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd!

by IAssasinatedJFK May 29, 2023

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Stage 1. Boredom

Your bored, you typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 29, 2023

Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

Stage 2. Boredom.

Your very bored, you typed mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 29, 2023

Ulyritha

Someone who is in a state of extreme annoyance and melancholy who will act on (usually bad) impulse.

John was a ulyritha when I roasted his dead mother.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

JFK

Some guy who got assassinated LOLZ!1!11!1

I killed JFK and escaped the feds guys!
Somebody get the FBI!

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023