tittyfart

where the titty is wet and gets slaped with the other to create a tittyfart.

dude, your mom had the biggest tittyfart ever lastnight.

by Ian February 26, 2005

Musturd

Kryptonite for Rake Yohn.

I hate fucking musturd.

by Ian November 22, 2003

Breath of Fresh Ass

phrase: appropriate for referring to either a.) a recent conquest in which a new partner was involved or b.) someone walking by with a fantastic ass.

a.) George, let me tell ya... Last night I had the best breath of fresh ass.
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)

by Ian December 01, 2004

Gangsta

Utter dickhead.

Fo sho is gangsta for "ive forgotten how to speak english"

by Ian January 26, 2004

pokey

guyanese for vagina

i gon fuck dat fat pokey

by Ian June 23, 2004

I ain't fuck ya

To be completely honest with someone. A promise not to play head games or beat about the bush. Beautiful.

"I ain't fuck ya. That diamond necklace is really worth $2 million. I'll sell it to you for $20."

by ian January 22, 2004

sausage knockers

Droopy breasts......tits that drop parallel like sausages hanging off a butchers rail.

Jaysus, did you see the sausage knockers on that 'aul one?

by Ian July 18, 2003