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Definitions by I3igCheese

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt
you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
basturbation by I3igCheese October 23, 2006
another name for money .. As in Johny Cash ..

used by dave in rotovegas . he ain't got eftpos so he only takes johny's
Can I use my credit card to pay you dave?

Nah sorry mr ..I only take johny's

Whats a johny dave?

It's cash . you know like johny cash

well I only have a credit card dave

Well mr you had better walk the line to the hole in the wall mr
johny by I3igCheese October 22, 2006
another name for an online shrink

or silly way of saying poontang
fuck me dave I don't know whats goin on in my head

Go online and ask K-wim she knows everyfriggin thing
k-wim by I3igCheese October 22, 2006

entycheesemologist

Entycheesemologist - A cheesy person who studies english words (and presumably makes some up)

sorta like an archiologist except entycheesemologist's look for blue cheese
Hey Lyndsey I have washed really well but I still have a cheesey cock

You oughtta get dave the entycheesemologist to have a look at that
entycheesemologist by I3igCheese October 22, 2006

turtle neck 

A protruding peice of crap poking out of ya anus..

A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards

Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"

cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company
Fook me dave I cut off me turtle neck ...

best you ring calvin klein mark

Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker
turtle neck by I3igCheese October 22, 2006
how a master gamer says hello to a fucktard .. almost spat out .. you are a fucktard boiy.

male n00b gamer
I3igCheese: thats 45 kills to your 1 boiy

your a haxor big cheese I'm gunna tell the admin
boiy by I3igCheese October 22, 2006
a saying first heard in an antidrinking advertisement in New zealand. As the guy fakes a pass of the rugby ball to his friend he scares him. This makes the short fat guy say. oooowww you manis, sorta like frankie spencer. Manis is short hand for ...man is .. as in the old cartoon love is...
First fat guy :ooww You manis

Second fat guy: your a manis

First fat guy: your a manis

man is ... not having to say take your hand off my ass please george
manis by I3igCheese October 20, 2006