cookiecrumbler

to break the cookies up after reaching into the jar.problem solver.

mike how do you get into that chics pants?

dunno ask cookiecrumbler

by I3igCheese October 24, 2006

trouble101

A course taken as you enter the interwebs. Everybody takes trouble101 for the first year then they move on to just trouble year 2 etc etc .. graduation from trouble is never complete.

I just got a viagra popup on my puta kay.

so what! thats so 101. now fuck off n00b

This is such a trouble101. I have to use it in a friggin sentence wtf

by I3igCheese November 06, 2006

spongedulation

Technique to get rid of cottage cheese on women that use the internet too much. particularly dating site's message boarders. Gripping a loofa between there ample butt cheeks they roll from side to side on there chairs the loofa doesn't help that much for the cheese but it gets them hot and wet

hey martha I got a hot date off this nz dating site .. But I got cottage cheese all over my fat ass cheeks.

No worries kay heres a loofa do some spongedulation on that fooker

by I3igCheese October 23, 2006

entycheesemologist

Entycheesemologist - A cheesy person who studies english words (and presumably makes some up)

sorta like an archiologist except entycheesemologist's look for blue cheese

Hey Lyndsey I have washed really well but I still have a cheesey cock

You oughtta get dave the entycheesemologist to have a look at that

by I3igCheese October 22, 2006

interigga

A person who tries hard to be an international type. Likes the finest Liquor beer food wine and women. Design hipster Chic fluent slippery cool

interigga: A wannabe interwebs SuperHax0r.

interigga: I3igCheese

That cunt dave is such a wankfest gertrude. You're just jealous arnold, That dude is an interigga from way back

by I3igCheese December 13, 2006

Slipslopslapper

1.A sexually liberated women who has become more aware of the Hole in the ozone.

Found mainly in the southern lattitudes ie.. oztralia and new zealand.

best way to pickup these women is .. ask if she would like a "factor 20" in the morning

2. Oil fetish mainly found in fat women who find it easier have anal rather then fighting to find there vadges

slipslopslapper: is that piz buin in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me

by I3igCheese October 24, 2006

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

by I3igCheese October 23, 2006