Definitions by I.Vor Biggen

umph fa dasie 

A Way of expressing horniness or sex with a fake German accent

Oh you want some umph fa dasie do you? Umph fa dasie!

umph fa dasie by I.Vor Biggen November 18, 2013

dirty ringer 

A dirty bum hole from a messy poo. Ringer meaning anus

I've just had a big poo. It stinks. Whow! I've got a dirty ringer

dirty ringer by I.Vor Biggen November 18, 2013

wiggle your toes

A nursing term used to distract patients from realising they're about to be stabbed with a huge needle.

And roll up your sleeve....drop your arm and give it a shake. And wiggle your toes. Boom!!!?? There we go, all done. Next....?

wiggle your toes by I.Vor Biggen November 18, 2013