Urban Dictionary: Definitions by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs

Phat Rip

When the rip is so fat that f-a-t doesn't even do it justice

Kyle: Bro did you see Jerry took a kick right to the nuts from his girl??
Alex: Dude that's a phat rip.

When a guy cums on someone's face on Christmas Eve at 12:59:99

Guy 1: Bro I have a white Christmas yesterday
Guy 2: fukin nice bro how'd she take it?

spasms of the throat canals while ingesting exceedingly cold temperature food items

Boy 1: *throat spasms while eating ice cream*
Boy 2: oh boy here comes the cold coughs