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Plunging 

"My girl told me she got a naval fetish. I'll probably be plunging her tonight"

shit fuck ass bitch 

The one key phrase to attract beautiful babes... in 2nd grade
“Shit fuck ass bitch.”

*all girls in the school are immediately attracted to this mad lad*

dam store 

A very funny store name that is for a store next to a dam. Not overused in the slightest
“I’m going to the dam store.”

“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”
When some kid with fat fingers tries to typemother.”
Aiden: Yeah maybe

Cayden: I gotta ask my morher

Aiden: Your what?

spunch bop 

We don’t have SpongeBob, but we do have Spunch Bop.

salty fucker 

“He’s salty.”
“He’s a fucker.”
“He’s a salty fucker.”

need a noose 

“I need a noose.”
What you need is a good friend you can talk to.”