adverb, (schmahz); A cluster-f*ck situation. Total and continual confusion when it should be a simple thing.
Every time I'm supposed to meet up with Debbie somewhere, it always becomes a schmauz.
I went to the DMV to get my driver's license renewed, and it turned out to be a total schmauz.
I went to the DMV to get my driver's license renewed, and it turned out to be a total schmauz.
by I made the man May 11, 2018
Military - to be chosen as Supernumary (# 1) at Guard Mount.
By looking sharp and being able to answer military / job related questions presented by The Sergeant of the Guard ('The Man'), the winner not only gets excused from having to perform (tedious) Guard Duty that night, but also is awarded a 3-day pass, and a Letter of Commendation.
By looking sharp and being able to answer military / job related questions presented by The Sergeant of the Guard ('The Man'), the winner not only gets excused from having to perform (tedious) Guard Duty that night, but also is awarded a 3-day pass, and a Letter of Commendation.
Smith, 'I tought your were called for guard duty today. What are you doing here in the barracks?' Did you Make the Man?
Jones, 'Yo dude, I Made the Man again.'
Jones, 'Yo dude, I Made the Man again.'
by I made the man May 10, 2018
In Muscle Cars and Hot Rods...accelerating so powerfully, the back tires lose traction, causing the car to go sideways or even spin around... (out of shape.)
I was in my '66 4-4-2 when this Rice Burner wanted to go for Pinks.
I hit it but went out of shape.
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From Little Deuce Coupe by Jan and Dean:
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears
I hit it but went out of shape.
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From Little Deuce Coupe by Jan and Dean:
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears
by I made the man May 07, 2020
In Muscle Cars and Hot Rods...accelerating so powerfully, the back tires lose traction, causing the car to go sideways or even spin around... (out of shape.)
I was on my '66 4-4-2 when this Rice Burner wanted to go for Pinks.
I hit it but went out of shape.
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From Little Deuce Coupe by Jan and Dean:
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears
I hit it but went out of shape.
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From Little Deuce Coupe by Jan and Dean:
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears
by I made the man May 07, 2020
by I made the man April 13, 2019
Verb -- the act of car prowling -- to find unlocked cars (at night), open the doors, and see what you can get -- mostly from the glove compartment (or 'jockey box').
Rafael and Junior was out jockey boxin' on the boulevard last night. They got themselves some dope shit. Until the heat came up on 'em and did some head thrumpin'.
by I made the man February 21, 2018
Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
by I made the man December 13, 2024