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Definitions by I made the man

Ham Handed 

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
Ham Handed by I made the man December 13, 2024

Out of Shape 

In Muscle Cars and Hot Rods...accelerating so powerfully, the back tires lose traction, causing the car to go sideways or even spin around... (out of shape.)
I was on my '66 4-4-2 when this Rice Burner wanted to go for Pinks.

I hit it but went out of shape.
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From Little Deuce Coupe by Jan and Dean:
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears

Out of Shape 

In Muscle Cars and Hot Rods...accelerating so powerfully, the back tires lose traction, causing the car to go sideways or even spin around... (out of shape.)
I was in my '66 4-4-2 when this Rice Burner wanted to go for Pinks.

I hit it but went out of shape.
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From Little Deuce Coupe by Jan and Dean:
And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears
A biting wind -- that brings already cold temperatures to an unbearable level, with the wind-chill level multiplying the effects of the cold .

Used by military who are stationed in very cold places and are in the field much - no heat or shelter....just out in it 24/7
This was only used by military (2nd Armored Cavalry) in one way -- this sentence:
'This Hawk is kickin' my ass!'

You never heard the word in any other context.
Hawk by I made the man October 30, 2019

Separator 

A person who separates you from your money.
Usually a con(fidence) man or other slickster.
I thought she loved me, but she was just a separator. Now she's gone and so is half of my 401K.
Separator by I made the man April 13, 2019
Yiddish - A fat, lazy, stupid woman. lazy fat stupid.

Someone who 'rains on your parade' always bringing people down. A party pooper.
That neighbor of ours is a shtoonk
shtoonk by I made the man April 13, 2019
An outhouse. Or any bathroom.

Acronym for:
Keep
Your
Bowels Open
After eating those three bean burrito deluxes, I need to get to a Kybo quick
KYBO by I made the man January 13, 2019