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Bored

When you have nothing to do because you have no friends, so you make random definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Daisy: broski whats with all the definitions
Me: i was bored
Daisy: get a life
Me: i tried

Daisy: try harder

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Katelynn

Katelynn is a funny, pretty, caring, thoughtful, kind girl. Katelynn can be weird at sometimes, but aren't we all. Katelynn is a great friend and you’re lucky if she’s your friend. Katelynn is hilarious and makes some people cry tears of joy. Katelynn loves watching cat tik toks. Katelynn is really good at cross country. Katelynn has lots of friends and is really friendly. Katelynn is awesome and her boyfriend is lucky to have her. Katelynn makes people’s days better.

Katelynn screamed as she put Rebecca on her Crocs.

by I like avocados November 1, 2019

Crush

When you have feelings for someone, but your too chicken to open your freakin mouth.

Nicole: I have a really big crush on Billy
Taylor: Go say something to him
Nicole: *walks over to billy*
Billy: hey
Nicole: *faints*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

AirPods

What rich valley girls listen to their Taylor Swift with.

Chloe: Omg im sick of these cheap headphones
Stephanie: you should get AirPods, my t swizzle sounds way clearer with them

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Wikipedia’s hip cousin.

Hannah: Wiki has everything
Mark: nah, check out urban dictionary
Hannah: goes to urban dictionary *starts singing* A WHOLE NEW WORLD

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Ohio

The only state where you can wear pajamas anytime, anywhere.

Girl 1: Omg why is that guy in a onesie?!
Girl 2: he must be from Ohio.

by I like avocados November 16, 2019

Billieache

What you get when you listen to an excessive amount of Billie Eilish.

Also a play on words from her song Bellyache.

Girl: I love Billie, but I’ve been listening to her 24/7 and I think I got a Billieache

by I like avocados December 26, 2019