Definitions by I got you back
Phoner Boner
Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?
Woman 1: Sure.
Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.
Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!
Woman 1: Sure.
Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.
Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!
Phoner Boner by I got you back July 12, 2009
Ass Sandwhich
Man 1: Did you smell that dudes breath?
Man 2: Smells like he ate an Ass Sanwhich
Man 1: You mean a Shit Sandwhich
Man 2: No, I mean an Ass Sandwhich, get with the times ass hole
Man 2: Smells like he ate an Ass Sanwhich
Man 1: You mean a Shit Sandwhich
Man 2: No, I mean an Ass Sandwhich, get with the times ass hole
Ass Sandwhich by I got you back July 12, 2009
Pseudo Jerkin It
Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.
Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.
Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)
Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.
Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)
Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.
Pseudo Jerkin It by I got you back July 12, 2009
Slow Air Jerk
The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".
Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?
Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)
Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)
Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
Slow Air Jerk by I got you back July 12, 2009
Fauxking
A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.
May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.
May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.
Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?
Class: WTF?!?
Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.
Class: WTF?!?
Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.
Fauxking by I got you back June 29, 2009
Chia Head
When you stick the tip of your cockinto your chick's bushjust enough to where it looks like a little afro for you johnson
Chia Head by I got you back May 13, 2009
Nose Taint
The part of skin on the underside of the nose betwixt the cartilage and the thick skin. The part that gets peirced for a septum piercing
Nose Taint by I got you back April 12, 2009