I eat poop 69's definitions

Straight people

An endangered species that's being mercilessly hunted by femboys/traps

No one:
Literally no one:
People in 2069: remember when straight people weren't extinct?

by I eat poop 69 March 11, 2022

Elden Russy

Elden Ring pussy

No Elden Russy?

by I eat poop 69 March 9, 2022

PicsArt

A great app. One of if not the best photo-editing app.

PicsArt is an amazing app

by I eat poop 69 January 12, 2022

CornHub

An underrated website that's way better than PornHub. (It's a real website btw you can just search CornHub and find it lol)

average pornhub fan vs Average CornHub Enjoyer

by I eat poop 69 February 17, 2022

No maidens

The Elden Ring version of "no bitches"

No maidens?

by I eat poop 69 March 8, 2022

Boe Jiden

The 64th president of the States United

Boe Jiden won the election in 2020 and replaced Tronald Dump

by I eat poop 69 May 11, 2022

Pokimane's voice

The most annoying, horrendous, awful, unattractive, retarded voice to ever exist.

Pokimane's voice makes me wanna die

by I eat poop 69 January 19, 2022