Definitions by I eat poop 69

Straight people 

An endangered species that's being mercilessly hunted by femboys/traps

No one:
Literally no one:
People in 2069: remember when straight people weren't extinct?

Straight people by I eat poop 69 March 11, 2022

#COCKHEIST

Search #COCKHEIST on YouTube there's a livestream right now

#COCKHEIST

#COCKHEIST by I eat poop 69 March 9, 2022

Volodymyr Zelenskyy 

The best living organism in all of existence.

Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the ultimate gigachad.

Volodymyr Zelenskyy by I eat poop 69 March 9, 2022

Elden Russy 

Elden Ring pussy

No Elden Russy?

Elden Russy by I eat poop 69 March 9, 2022

Qwerty 

The lowest level of boredome.

You'd have to be kinda bored to type this in but not that much. If you wanna go down the boredome rabbit-hole, I suggest next doing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. There's a lot more but I'm not gonna name them all here

Qwerty by I eat poop 69 March 9, 2022

No maidens

The Elden Ring version of "no bitches"

No maidens?

No maidens by I eat poop 69 March 8, 2022

It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨ 

Some cringe shit 9 year olds spam in comments

If you unironically spam "It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨"
You're not a masterpice✨YOU'RE A MISTAKE✨

It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨ by I eat poop 69 March 2, 2022