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Philander Chase 

Someone who climbs a hill and says a prayer, and founds Kenyon College there
Genius freshman comedian: I philander on her chase till she English major
Everyone else: yeah so funny bro, that’s definitely how Philander Chase wants to be remembered

Gambier, Ohio 

A small midwestern town full of ghosts, bored students, and over-excited English professor. No one is entirely sure how they got here.
Where the fuck is Gambier, Ohio?
A word that pop singers should stop using
Justin Bieber: Baby, baby, baby, oooohhhhhh
Me: just kill me now.