I am John the real one's definitions

DIO

1: Italian meaning "God."
2: The name of a really hot vampire.

i want DIO to fuck me so hard

by I am John the real one April 17, 2021

Tracer

some girl me and my cousin saw while bowling

is that tracer from the meme?

no roman that’s alex delarge

by I am John the real one April 21, 2020

Transylvania

A song by Tyler, The Creator with a beat by Left Brain. This was on the album Goblin which was released in 2011 and Tyler's first studio album.

Man Transylvania is a pretty good song. WOLFGANG.

by I am John the real one November 16, 2020

Ploopity

Ploopity is some stupid fucking word that someone made up

I said ploopity!
FUCK YOU CUNT

by I am John the real one August 1, 2024