by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020
Love Lizards is a Rhythm Heaven Minigame. You play as a yellow ||Güiro Lizard||, your partner is a green, smaller Güiro Lizard. You must be in sync with your partner, while your partner shakes their tail, you scratch your back, but don’t do this randomly! You only do so after you both stomp your feet in a pattern.
by I Write Random Explanations June 19, 2021
"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020
by I Write Random Explanations November 18, 2020
Rhythm Heaven is a game where you sell your soul to get Superb on a minigame. The game is about clicking to the beat, or just doing what it says. If you do not succeed and get the amount needed you basically fail and get a Try Again. If you get past Try Again but don’t do it well, you get an OK. If you do EXTREMELY good, you get a Superb. Superbs can give you opportunities to PERFECT a game. An example would be Superb-ing Love Lizards, if you played for awhile you would eventually{ get an opportunity to perfect that game. You only have 3 chances to beat it. If you don’t, the perfect goes away. If you do, you unlock something unless you play Rhythm Heaven Megamix, which you just earn a Flow Ball, which you can use to buy items and so.
“Derek, please, stop playing Rhythm Heaven Fever.”
“But, I’m so close to perfecting Remix Te- and your ruined it! Thanks man.”
“But, I’m so close to perfecting Remix Te- and your ruined it! Thanks man.”
by I Write Random Explanations June 19, 2021
An ancient god, Telanoli. Usually remained unknown or unidentified by most people. Telanoli is a person with a great mindset, and a great human being people look up to.
"Have you seen telanoli? I think i'm in love!"
"I know, right! He's such an adorable bag of flesh!"
"...We're no longer friends."
"I know, right! He's such an adorable bag of flesh!"
"...We're no longer friends."
by I Write Random Explanations April 07, 2021
"Hey guys, Blocky here. For a prank-"
by I Write Random Explanations October 16, 2020