7 definitions by I Love Ellie Elephant

Annoying orange syndrome

When an individual has absolutely no social skills and irritates people in their company with one stupid joke after another.

Dude, I can't stop making stupid puns. I think I suffer from annoying orange syndrome.

by I Love Ellie Elephant April 5, 2016

Twoolie

A Mexican-style stuffed animal, often with contrasting colors, made from wool and with blanket-stitched seams on the outside rather than inside.

Girl: Dude, where did you get that twoolie?
Boy: Um I made it.
Girl: So you can sew too? Sweet!

by I Love Ellie Elephant April 4, 2016

Twooly

A Mexican-style stuffed animal made from wool with blanket-stitched seams on the outside and with contrasting thread and fabrics.

I bought a twooly for my bookshelf. She's so cute.

by I Love Ellie Elephant April 5, 2016

t-woollie

A Mexican-style stuffed animal made of wool and with blanket-stitched seams on the outside rather than inside.

Girl: Dude where did you get that t-woollie?
Boy: Um, I made it.
Girl: So you sew too? Sweet!

by I Love Ellie Elephant April 4, 2016

Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.

Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?

by I Love Ellie Elephant April 5, 2016

Calvin

A comic character created by Bill Watterson who has a tiger for a best friend. He's super imaginative and invents crazy contraptions from cardboard boxes. He feels totally misunderstood at school and home, and often gets sent to the school psychiatrist for his outlandishly strange writing compositions. He is also the guy you see in the bumper stickers where something the person dislikes is getting peed on.

Frank: Dude, have you read Calvin and Hobbes? It's so cool!
Bill: No thanks man, that dark snowman humor creeps me out.

by I Love Ellie Elephant April 5, 2016

pee-pee flap

A humorous or sexy way for an intact male to refer to his foreskin. Helps women learn to appreciate its beauty instead of thinking it should just be cut off.

Angela: What's that wrinkly thing?
Will: That's my pee-pee flap. It keeps my pee-pee warm and sensitive.
Angela: Hey, it's kind of cute...

by I Love Ellie Elephant April 5, 2016