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The Sticky Krith

When a man ejaculates into a pool and proceeds to roll around in it, after being completely covered, you lay in the sun letting it dry creating a wax like sculpture, after this you go into a sauna, and as the semen drips you start licking yourself dry like a lollipop.

My sauna is now salty after doing the sticky krith multiple times.

by I Love ABG's October 15, 2025

The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.

I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.

by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025

Dirty Abbas

When you pour oil over the floor whilst inserting an inflatable butt plug up your rectum than inflating creating the Abbas sensation. Meanwhile you attempt to suck your own penis whilst squirming like a cockroach on its back.

I felt really lonely last night, so I decided to treat myself to a Dirty Abbas.

by I Love ABG's October 12, 2025