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Dirty Abbas

When you pour oil over the floor whilst inserting an inflatable butt plug up your rectum than inflating creating the Abbas sensation. Meanwhile you attempt to suck your own penis whilst squirming like a cockroach on its back.

I felt really lonely last night, so I decided to treat myself to a Dirty Abbas.

by I Love ABG's October 12, 2025

The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.

I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.

by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025

Leaky Seff

When you insert a butt plug into your rectum, after this you consume an entire bottle of horse laxatives. You now wait, a few minutes later you do the child pose stretch with your bottom facing the floor, once the pressure is great enough to force out the butt plug leading to a jet like spray of feces.

The doctor said I needed to clear my bowels ASAP, so I decided to try the Leaky Seff.

by I Love ABG's October 22, 2025

Sloppy Julius

When you chew on the foreskin and peel it backwards, after this you grab a bee, or an animal that stings and sting the tip, once the area is red and contains a lot of pus you repeatedly stab the area, allowing the pus to explode all over the mans private part. After this you deepthroat him, once the penis is fully engulfed you bite down piercing the veins leading to the blood spewing everywhere. Once the penis is no longer able to be erect, you stretch it and give yourself a blowjob, leaving the other person to continuously jerk you off.

My wife was tired of casual sex, so she decided to try out the infamous sloppy Julius, and never went back!

by I Love ABG's October 19, 2025

The Sticky Krith

When a man ejaculates into a pool and proceeds to roll around in it, after being completely covered, you lay in the sun letting it dry creating a wax like sculpture, after this you go into a sauna, and as the semen drips you start licking yourself dry like a lollipop.

My sauna is now salty after doing the sticky krith multiple times.

by I Love ABG's October 15, 2025