Footoast

When you have a bad relationship with at least one of your parents

Sorry me and my dad have footoast

by I Like To Define Words September 16, 2022

Cryptoastronomy

The study of theoretical space objects that are not confirmed to exist or not exist

An example of cryptoastronomy is the Nibiru theory

by I Like To Define Words July 08, 2021

Second Childhood

An enlightened state where an adult returns to childhood. Hard to achieve but it can be done.

I’m gonna have a second childhood no matter what you say or think!

by I Like To Define Words November 25, 2021

Oxymoron

It gets the tough stains out

Oxymoron! It gets the tough stains out!

by I Like To Define Words December 22, 2021

Young Friend

A platonic friend who is younger than you, often a child

“Who’s that kid?”
“Oh yeah, that’s Mike. He’s my young friend”

by I Like To Define Words August 21, 2021

Children’s Vernacular English

Abbreviated as CVE, it is the distinct dialect used by prepubescent children

Words like blankie, tattletale, cooties, and scaredy-cat are examples of children’s vernacular English

by I Like To Define Words December 08, 2022

Tree Octopus

A strange and rare creature native to Mauritius and can’t be found anywhere else on Earth. It moves around with tentacles and eats bugs and birds and lives in both trees and the ground. It’s also not a true octopus but a distinct species that resembles the octopus

Last year I want on vacation to Mauritius and saw the Tree Octopus on a nature tour

by I Like To Define Words May 02, 2021