Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Squeaker farts 

Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !

Squeaker farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Quacking farts 

Quacking farts are flatulence which sounds like a duck.

Dr. F. wondered if the student had a duck up his ass due to the quacking farts he heard.

Quacking farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Chemical Warfare farts

Chemical warfare farts smell like a poison gas concoction.

Captain Fisher wondered if WWI was still somehow, going on up the soldier's ass, due to the chemical warfare farts.

Chemical Warfare farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Red eye blind

Red eye blind is military slang for killed by a forehead penetration wound.

The sniper told his team that the terrorist was red eye blind, KIA.

Red eye blind by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

Fappaning 

Fappaning is an occasion for masturbation to occur.

The porn movies lead to a great fappaning in the basement.

Fappaning by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

Hosetta Stone 

A Hosetta Stone is a formerly, lava hot lover, who is now cold as a stone.

Since they broke up, Susie is so cold to Juan that she is his Hosetta Stone.

Hosetta Stone by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

FUBAR PACT 

A FUBAR PACT is an agreement among military combat buddies to quickly and quietly dispatch one of their own, who is physically damaged beyond any desire to keep living.

The Gunny had to complete the FUBAR PACT , so that boy would not go home without his arms, legs, face or family jewels.

FUBAR PACT by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016