Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Shank spanking 

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal storm 

A Turdal storm is diarrhea.

The burritos caused a turdal storm for the tourist.

Turdal storm by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

B-52 Strike farting

Flatulence that sounds like a heavy bomber strike.

After the Burrito dinner B-52 Strike farting was heard in the car!

B-52 Strike farting by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Yodeling fart 

A fart that sounds like someone yodeling.

The way he farmed, I wondered if Ranger Doug was doing a yodeling fart from his colon.

Yodeling fart by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Gargling fart

Flatulence that sounds someone gargling.

After the gargling fart, I wondered if he somehow had oral hygiene activity up his ass.

Gargling fart by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Hawg hunter 

A chubby chaser.

Juan hung out at a bar by Weight Watchers, because he was a serious Hawg hunter!

Hawg hunter by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Dog pounder

One who is attracted to unattractive partners.

Juan was a dog pounder, who had few standards other than a willingness to play!

Dog pounder by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016