Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Childspeak 

Speech that is immature, naive and full of unrealistic assumptions.

The sophomore presentation on abolishing government functions was childspeak.

Childspeak by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Lot lizard look 

Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.

Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!

Lot lizard look by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Pet blinge 

Fancy jewelry for pet collars and the like.

Fefe had a rhinestone collar for pet blinge.

Pet blinge by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Petchild

A pet treated as a human child.

Here, puppy, momma wants to go to bad my petchild!

Petchild by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

You board?

When someone is hit with a board, they are asked what is wrong, you board?

I hit Jim moving lumber and asked, you board?

You board? by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Hipzilla 

One with huge hips.

Bertha is a regular hipzilla in short shorts!

Hipzilla by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Dragon flagon 

An old term for a cup with poison inside.

The baron was slipped the dragon flagon, while at the feast.

Dragon flagon by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016