tale between their legs

Someone who has a dubious story, questionably told to cover likely misbehavior.
Cheatavious and buddies came home Sunday with a tale between their legs involving sick relatives!
by I, Wreckerrr March 19, 2021
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Roborectum

GAAAWD, how many guys are doing it, got a real Roborectum going with the Wonderpig!
by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016
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The Shorties

In street gangs these boys start as underaged apprentices to a crew. They often mule guns and drugs to avoid adult penalties for older gangsters.
Here comes The Shorties with my Glock and 8 balls!
by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021
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land that knows no parting

In old American gospel songs, heaven is the land of no parting from loved ones.
We will meet again, in the land that knows no parting!
by I, Wreckerrr September 06, 2021
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purricane

This occurs when a group of cats relax together and make loud purring sounds!
The cats were a purricane together after eating and enjoying the sun!
by I, Wreckerrr July 23, 2021
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Assylum seeker

One who comes to a more sexually liberated country for the lifestyle.
Akhmed was excited to become an assylum seeker in Sweden!
by I, Wreckerrr December 09, 2016
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ding dong dandy

Her comes that ding dong dandy looking for new hookups!
by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020
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