Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

drank splo 

Splo is a Southern black word for moonshine.

T-bone and Jammy were arrested when they drank splo!

drank splo by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017

at the speed of laughs 

This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.

The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!

at the speed of laughs by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017

fond of the grog 

This is an old saying describing a love of strong alcoholic drinks. Grog was a Royal Navy term for rum often mixed with water and lime, one of the world's first cocktails, circa 1800.

The lads from Vanderbilt were fond of the grog!

fond of the grog by I, Wreckerrr March 28, 2017

throw a turd and call it serving caviar 

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.

You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

throw a turd and call it serving caviar by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

fuck em with a chainsaw 

This describes extreme hostility toward others.

They say we're the losers, well fuck em with a chainsaw!

fuck em with a chainsaw by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

ship's doctor syndrome 

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.

The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

ship's doctor syndrome by I, Wreckerrr March 25, 2017

paint a turd pink 

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.

The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"

paint a turd pink by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017