Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

ape ugly 

Someone who is unattractive in an ape like way.

That ballplayer is ape ugly!

ape ugly by I, Wreckerrr October 28, 2020

half sane 

Some pessimists would call Old Joe half crazy - but being an optimist, l call him half sane!

Joe is half sane!

half sane by I, Wreckerrr October 28, 2020

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!

If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

need a diaper scared by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020

Kamachameleon

A Boy George song about a vice presidential candidate who keeps shifting positions!

Are you truly a socialist, haha, I'm just Kamachameleon!

Kamachameleon by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

Shoeshine-fu 

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.

The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!

Shoeshine-fu by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

Rage Queens 

Persons often seen doing things that appear to be driven by extreme anger at at some alleged wrongdoing, but are often very well sponsored!

The rage queens set another church on fire!

Rage Queens by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2020

don't wanna be 20 cent 

Rapper 50 cent said he is voting now cause he don't wanna be 20 cent!

I am gonna vote cause I don't wanna be 20 cent!

don't wanna be 20 cent by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2020