I, Wreckerrr's definitions

none living

This is a seriocomical warning about the consequences of offensive behavior.

Has anyone ever gotten into the Sarge's face and told him off?

None living.

by I, Wreckerrr May 6, 2021

U.S. Chair Force

This is a derisive term the army uses to mock the USAF for generally having less mandatory physical training or PT.

The U.S. Chair Force only has a 2 mile run!

by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Fur muffins

These are small cats who are cute.

The little fur muffins got on the bed to keep daddy warm!

by I, Wreckerrr June 14, 2021

a bum's jockstrap

This is a foul human groin, butt smell.

Gaaawd, it smells like a bum's jockstrap in here in the bedroom!!!

by I, Wreckerrr January 30, 2021

vacuum guy or girl

This is someone who really sucks!

This garbage about racism was clearly written by a vacuum guy or girl!

by I, Wreckerrr May 3, 2021

third red eye

Military slang for a bullet wound to the forehead.

The sniper gave Akhmed a third red eye from 900 yards!

by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2016

suck rock

Lame, generic popish rock music.

Gaaawd, listen to that suck rock on the Insurance commercial!

by I, Wreckerrr January 21, 2021