Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

sireage

Sireage is being a biological father to children.

He was a man of great sireage and father of many children!

sireage by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Tard-aide 

You did what to that big biker and got ass stomped? A gallon of Tard-aide stat! This is a mythical potion for stupidity.

Quick, Tard-aide, here stat!

Tard-aide by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

an IT-tard 

This is someone who knows IT and computers but nothing else but pretends expertise in everything!

There is Dixon, expounding on law and history, knows nothing but provides a laugh as an IT-tard!

an IT-tard by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

nothing succeeds like 

Nothing succeeds like excess, according to Victorian wit and author Oscar Wilde.

Nothing succeeds like excess!

nothing succeeds like by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

bucking babe

This is a hot young woman who begins to buck when about to cum!

Kissing Susie down below will make her one bucking babe!

bucking babe by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

sausage looks funny 

That sausage looks funny, rather brown, sticky and stinky! I wonder what that weird guy did with it?

Geezzz, that sausage looks funny, l wonder why it was near the toilet?

sausage looks funny by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

escape ape rape 

This is a near miss in which a possible victim avoids sexual assault by defense measures, such as pepper spray, or avoiding a bad situation!

Susie was able to escape ape rape with pepper spray!

escape ape rape by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020