Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Taint teaser 

This is one who rubs a penis, finger or to tongue between Anus and sex organ.

Juan, a taint teaser, rubbed Susie until she began bucking!

Taint teaser by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Humpophobia 

The fear of screwing!

I would not ask her out, she has humpophobia.

Humpophobia by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Skunk juice 

This is a foul smelling concoction of questionable origins.

GAWDDDD, do you smell that odor of Skunk juice in the air? Arrrrrggghhhh!!!!

Skunk juice by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Playing Tarzan

This is military slang for survival and bushcraft exercises in the field.

Next week, we get to go to SERE training to survive and start playing Tarzan in Alabama!

Playing Tarzan by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Laying doggo 

British slang for in bed, sick as a dog!

Nigel was laying doggo for a day after the public crawl!

Laying doggo by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

U.S. Chair Force

This is a derisive term the army uses to mock the USAF for generally having less mandatory physical training or PT.

The U.S. Chair Force only has a 2 mile run!

U.S. Chair Force by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Fresh Out of G.A.S. 

Fresh out of G.A.S. means tired of caring or Giving A Shit!

I was so sick of the games at that job, I am fresh out of G.A.S.

Fresh Out of G.A.S. by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016