Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Sinatra fart 

A swinging musical fart.

Juan let a Sinatra fart in G-sharp.

Sinatra fart by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Screaming turtle head 

A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.

As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!

Screaming turtle head by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Buttzooka 

A Buttzooka is a very explosive fart.

Juan's Buttzooka was fired from his back pussy!

Buttzooka by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Rectal ripper 

A painful fart.

Ahhhh!! a rectal ripper rupture, l fear!

Rectal ripper by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Dog pounder

One who is attracted to unattractive partners.

Juan was a dog pounder, who had few standards other than a willingness to play!

Dog pounder by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

King Kong build 

This is a powerful, muscular build, like King Kong.

The wrestler had a real King Kong build!

King Kong build by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016