The Land Between The Rivers, is Alfheim's poetic name. It's because Alfheim, means both: "elf home," and "land between the rivers." It corresponds, to modern Bohuslan, in Sweden.
by I'mcrazy September 12, 2024
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The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.
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Since conservatives, and liberals, call China a totalitarian murderous regime, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harri,s should give it a Harrytrumanification regimen.
by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022
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British Christians, may call Christina Aguilera, Chrimbotina Aguilera, if they think, she's too worldly, and not a good Christian woman, as her name, says. (Note "Christina," means: "Christian woman.")
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