karen

your mom when she didn't get the correct order
chef: jeez karen
mugGet the karenmug.

$3x

$3x
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i lava you

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh
but i lava you :)
mugGet the i lava youmug.

oh my god

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard
girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-
mugGet the oh my godmug.

Dictionary

somewhere that you can find word
and a word 9 year olds say. just by saying the "DIC" louder
you are in a DICtionary

I'm not 9 pls don't come after me lol
mugGet the Dictionarymug.

milk

something that my, yours's and ur neighbor's dad went to buy 10 years ago in a casual Monday morning at 7am when you were 7 and ur mom needed it and never came back. except when you won the lottery

don't worry tho its a common thing.
r.i.p milk it's spoiled now
mugGet the milkmug.

pokemon

Ash: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
mugGet the pokemonmug.

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