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your mom when she didn't get the correct order
chef: jeez karen

oh my god 

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard
girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-
๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ’โค๏ธ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŒน๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿž๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿฎ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’Œ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ“•โ›ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ฅโค๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜Ž๏ธ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿงฐ๐Ÿงง๐Ÿ”บโค๏ธ ๐ŸฉนโŒ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿงฒโ™จ๏ธ๐Ÿฅข๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ’Š๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿšฉ๐ŸŽด๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ›‘โค๐ŸฅŠโญ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ—ผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ”–โฐ๐Ÿ“ฟ๐Ÿ“ฎ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿš’๐Ÿงฏโ›ฝ๐Ÿซ€๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿ“›๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿš—๐ŸŽธ
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Ash: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
what your bf says after he found out you are pregnant
bf: well gtg we have no milk
something you dream you can give your crush

after his child
person1: i wish i could give him a hug