20 definitions by I make words it is fun

2 girls 1 cup

The most disgusting video to ever exist. Many people will let their friends, who do not know about it, watch the video and vomit. The video goes like so:

2 girls having lesbian sex
1 takes a shit into a glass cup
The other proceeds to eat the feces.
They then take turns vomiting the feces into each other's mouths.

I am glad that I have not actually watched the video myself, as I would not be able to look at chocolate milk the same.

Person 1: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Person 2: No
Person 1: I want to film your reaction.
Person 2: Okaaay… It's not bad, is it?
Person 1: Totally not.
Person 2: You. Mother. Fucker.
Person 2: Vomits in person 1's face

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Fuck

This fucking word has a fucking 2675 fucking pages of fucking definitions, and I thought fucking penis had a fucking lot at about fucking 700. Now to actually fucking define the actual fucking word.

Fuck: (verb)
To insert male genitalia into the anus, vagina, or about any hole you can think of.

Fuck: (adj.)
Describes frustration

Fuck: (noun)
Emphasis on the following word

Fuck: (noun)
The best fucking word to fucking exist because it can fucking be put in any fucking sentence and still fucking make fucking sense.

Fuck: (noun)
An idiot.

Person: Fuck! I failed the test!
Person: I will fuck you.
Person: This fucking song is fucking awesome.
Person: You fucks.

by I make words it is fun May 20, 2023

Touché

Originally a term in French fencing that meant to light by poke the opponent with the sword. It now simply means that the person in an argument who says it is thinking “wait… he’s right and I can’t argue against that logic.” It is a quick and effective end to an argument

Original meaning:
French fencer 1: Let’s fence.
French fencer 2: Oui.
French fencer 1: *lightly pokes opponent with sword*
French fencer 1: Touché!

Current meaning:
Guy 1: You know having so many dogs is bad for your financial situation AND allergies, right?

Guy 2: At least I don’t have 10.

Guy 1: Touché

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Z

The best letter of the alphabet, and no, it is not pronounced “zed,” you dumbasses.

Person 1: What’s your favorite lever?
Person 2: Zed
Person 1: We are not friends anymore.

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

Chunky’s dead

A meme.

And the there’s Chunky! He’s dead.
(good 5 seconds of silence)
DK! Chunky’s dead!
(repeat infinitely)

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Fortnite

A shitty gun game that causes cancer when played for 1 nanosecond.

Johnny: How do I install Fortnite?
Johnny’s friend: You know how some sins are unforgivable?

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

That’s what she said

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.

That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023