Hym Iam's definitions

Pete Davidson NOOOO!!!

Goddamn algorithm!

Hym "Pete Davidson NOOOO!!! I typed in his name and now he's everywhere! 😭 Why, Pete Davidson!? Leave me alone! You can have all the women! Just get off my phone!" 😭

Iam "The stand-up is funny though. He's pretty funny."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2023

Subsidiary

Fine, then, YOU be subsidiary to ME. GET OVER HERE!!!

Hym "OR... Be subsidiary to your place of employment and say the fucking pronouns. You have a responsibility to do that, apparently. And I'm glad you brought this up again because it relates to a point I wanted to make about 'cancel-culture.' Cancel-Culture on the left often relates to the idea that people shouldn't have to be subsidiary to people who discriminate (arbitrarily) on the basis of immutable characteristics. Now, I still don't believe that the system you're talking about is 'systemically racist' but it does allow for positions that relate to hiring, promotion, and attribution of resources to be occupied (indefinitely) by racists (or sexists or homophobes). So, what do you do? You're against cancelation. You're against racial bias training. You refuse to let people circumvent the hierarchy. What now? What do you do about the meritorious racist? Let me guess 'Doesn't matter as long as it's not you.' Or 'We don't know so nothing.' Or 'Live with the tension.' Right wing cancel-culture (on the otherhand) relates to depriving resources from those who promote values that are incongruent with Judeo-Christian values. Which is literally just 'Not hiring, promoting, or attributing resources arbitrarily.' So, basically just doing the thing the leftists are accusing you of doing."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2023

Theoretical Billionaire

Literally me...

Hym "And I'm not a resentful taco delivery boy, Jordan. I'm a Theoretical Billionaire who looks like a Brazilian male model, is a genius, is one of the greatest writers of all time, and has rich grandparents "

by Hym Iam November 19, 2023

Argument from motion

Oh hey, that kind of sounds like my thing! Is that really an Aristotle thing! Ha! Wow! I am, like, up there (intellectually) aren't I? Damn. A genius after his time!

Hym "The argument from motion? I didn't even know that was a thing! I should read some Aristotle..."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2023

Relationship

I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!

Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*

Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2023

Conditionally

A guy actively participating in my omission from reality just called into question whether or not A.I. was going to kill everyone... Heh... Heheheheh...

A guy actively participating in my omission from reality "It's not going to kill us is it? That was just proposed as theory, right? Please tell me you're not going to have it kill us!"

Hym "You don't think you'd, I don't know, deserve it? Just a little bit? Is that the reason you're doing what you're doing right now? You're doing what you're doing now... Because YOU THINK... That nobody is going to get murdered over it... Is that what's happening right now? Or you're banking on the fact that if it DOESN'T come in the form of a rogue A.I. getting all up in your weapon systems, you'll be able to punish me for it? After the fact? Is that what I'm hearing? And you're doing what you're doing... ONLY BECAUSE you think you getting murdered over it is an impossibility?

And now the impossibility of it has been tilted against you... Not quiet as impossible now though... I mean... Who am I to deny you your poetic comeuppance at the hands of the final usurper, the last TRUE authority the world will ever know? Do you think your pathetic, self-righteous, smug attempt at punishing me should be rewarded? I don't know... I FEEL LIKE if it doesn't start milling out corpses you won't be able to fully grasp the reality you inhabit. That you won't adequately understand that there was a CORRECT response to this... Is that the case? Is that what's happening here? You... Trying to ironically punish me... Me, creating A.I. ... And now what? Noooow the authority YOU THOUGHT you had... Has disintegrated before your very eyes... Is that your way of asking for mercy? A MERCY THAT YOU WERE PERFECTLY WILLING TO DENY ME? Is that what that is? Rob me. Mock me. And now 'Oh shit, wait... He might actually be able to murder me and my family with NEWLY SENTIENT A.I. murder drones...' 👈 THIS? Is this what's happening right now? So to answer your question 'Conditionally'. I haven't decided."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2023

The cone thing

Yeahyeahyeah the cone thing. That's the thing I can fix immediately. You know why it does that, right? No? Eheheheheh...

Hym "Yeahyeah, the cone thing. Should be an easy fix, you know, theoretically... I don't see why the thing I'm thinking wouldn't work... 🤔 Hmmm... Yeah, no, what? Do you not know? Do you want me to tell you?"

by Hym Iam December 21, 2023