Definitions by Hym Iam
Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code
Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code
Bill
Wow! What a surprise! The bill regarding DHS funding and the Voter ID bill that everyone knew weren't going to pass DIDN'T PASS! It's almost like they spent weeks talking about bills they knew weren't going to pass and then didn't pass the bills and then got paid to do nothing for weeks! Isn't that fucking crazy!? I invent a working model of AI... DON'T get paid... They do essentially nothing for 2 weeks... LIVE IN A FUCKING MANSION as I struggle to afford my rent... Welp, I guess I better sign off on the money THEY ALREADY TOOK FROM THE PAYCHECK THAT WASN'T ENOUGH TO COVER THE RENT I HAVE 4 DAYS TO PAY AND INCREASED BY $50 THIS MONTH! Better sign that consent form so that people who already have and took my money preemptively and by force can not arrest me for not consenting to giving them the money the already took and used to explode little girls, literally. BOY-OH-BOY am I glad they aren't using the authority of the state compel the tech billionaires to pay me for my labor so I can fix my infected tooth and weird left testicle cus then... You know... Something.
Hym Iam "Wow! That's crazy! Neither of those bills that they spent 4 weeks talking about passed! It's almost like they literally did nothing for 4 weeks straight and I go to jail if I don't pay them to do that! I wish Ree-lon had to go to jail for not paying me! And Cuckerbeard! Except the difference is the government already took and has the money so I can't not pay them... I just also have to retroactively consent to the money they already took being taken... And then REE-lon doesn't have to retroactively pay for the work that I did that he used... Because... Reasons. OK. That's cool. That's fun."
Offline
Yeah, Meg, we do need to fucking do that. I have only been saying that for 10 fucking years but YES.
Hym Iam "Yeah, no, we DO need to talk offline. I can see why you would be hesitant initially. That is fair enough. Not entirely your fault. But after a couple of years, I mean, come on. And NOW... NOW that you know I was doing the thing I said I was doing, was telling the truth, and- It's- Meg, it's getting ridiculous."
When doing the opposite goes wrong
You are just blindly doing the opposite of random shit that I tell you to do and when doing that has consequences you blame me for it as thought I didn't tell you what was going to happen.
Hym Iam "This is what happens when doing the opposite goes wrong. I say investigate the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, you tell yourself 'I'm GoNnA dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Look at that I was telling truth, right about what it would cause, and right about how handle it but now it's caused dozens of deaths. I said to give me the credit and pay me for my work on AI if the theory hashes out you do the opposite I'm sitting here unable to get healthcare and the rest of you are huffing methane along with whatever else is happening. You can't just blindly do the opposite of the shit I tell you to do and expect me to share them blame or the proceeds of my labor. You are being so fucking stupid about this it can't not be criminal and if you don't stop pretending you are not going to be able to give me enough to get me to agree to not harm you."
When doing the opposite goes wrong by Hym Iam March 26, 2026
No I'm not the imposter
And you can tell because one of us is stalling and the other is demanding that you hurry the fuck up.
Hym Iam "No I'm not the imposter. You are saying that knowing full-well that I am not. I don't know what you are covering for him because his response to this was to lie and make shit up and I was telling the truth, right all along about everything that was, is, and was going to happen, we all watched me be right in real time and what they are doing now is trying to do as much reputation damage as possible and hope that that will supercede the fact that I was right and that they were lying and making shit up to be an obstacle over a conflation they knew I was making cynically and over moral alignment that is irrelevant and a burden of proof I do not have to meet."
No I'm not the imposter by Hym Iam March 26, 2026