Definitions by Hym Iam
Catalyst
Iam "See we're fine. It wasn't us. It pre-dates us by quite a bit."
Hym "The theory they posit pre-existed us but the ramping of it wasn't until after we started."
Iam "We're the catalyst?"
Hym "Exactly."
Iam "Good. That's great! Shitting on a shit sandwich is much better than trying to feed someone a shit sandwich."
Hym "Hahaha!"
Iam "See? We're good."
Hym "Ha! Ok. Alright. Creating the tool of our own subjugation would have been a blow. Ok. Ha! I thought we were going to have a 'hoisted by our own petard' situation there. Ok."
Iam "Right!? Heh! See? We're good. Hooo shit. You were freaking me out for a second there."
Hym "Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Thinking about the deeper implications of that had some pretty substantial consequences."
Hym "The theory they posit pre-existed us but the ramping of it wasn't until after we started."
Iam "We're the catalyst?"
Hym "Exactly."
Iam "Good. That's great! Shitting on a shit sandwich is much better than trying to feed someone a shit sandwich."
Hym "Hahaha!"
Iam "See? We're good."
Hym "Ha! Ok. Alright. Creating the tool of our own subjugation would have been a blow. Ok. Ha! I thought we were going to have a 'hoisted by our own petard' situation there. Ok."
Iam "Right!? Heh! See? We're good. Hooo shit. You were freaking me out for a second there."
Hym "Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Thinking about the deeper implications of that had some pretty substantial consequences."
Soooo...
If what you're insinuating it's true.... and that idea was stolen from me... Doesn't that mean that I single handedly took over the world with out even trying?
Iam "Soooo... I still don't see what it is that is being insinuated here.... If you're insinuating what I think you're insinuating.... Then... Did I take over the world with a $50 phone?"
Hym ".................."
Iam "Hym?"
Hym ".................."
Iam "Are... Are you ok?"
Hym "................."
Iam "Hym!? You're seriously starting to freak me out! What is happening right now!?"
Hym ".... We're literally Purple-Man you stupid son of a bitch... What have you done....?"
Iam "I.... Oh.... Oh... Shit..."
Hym "This... This can't be happening right now... You fucking killed us you idiot....what have we done?..."
Iam "... We can fix it! It'll be like '1100' where the kid with verbal virus takes over that school! We'll just be the guy that has the power to take away powers!"
Hym ".... I was right... They are going to kill the shit out of us for this..."
Iam "No no no... It'll be fine! I can fix it! Hym can fix it!! If anyone can fix it; it's Hym!"
Hym "If I...They took my name in vain..."
Hym ".................."
Iam "Hym?"
Hym ".................."
Iam "Are... Are you ok?"
Hym "................."
Iam "Hym!? You're seriously starting to freak me out! What is happening right now!?"
Hym ".... We're literally Purple-Man you stupid son of a bitch... What have you done....?"
Iam "I.... Oh.... Oh... Shit..."
Hym "This... This can't be happening right now... You fucking killed us you idiot....what have we done?..."
Iam "... We can fix it! It'll be like '1100' where the kid with verbal virus takes over that school! We'll just be the guy that has the power to take away powers!"
Hym ".... I was right... They are going to kill the shit out of us for this..."
Iam "No no no... It'll be fine! I can fix it! Hym can fix it!! If anyone can fix it; it's Hym!"
Hym "If I...They took my name in vain..."
400lbs
Editor
Iam "What are you doing here guy? I still don't know. For me or to me? That editor comment really me got me thinking you're a fan. And I would love that. We'd be mutual fans! I genuinely can't tell. If it's for me all is forgiven."
Hym "I still think it's hilarious. Btw. You my friend are an artist."
Hym "I still think it's hilarious. Btw. You my friend are an artist."
Idol Worship
Iam "I have a tendency to Idol worship. Everyone does I suppose. But no one ever seems to notice that anyone who has ever been worshipped; has been destroyed. Completely. And Sometimes they're reborn."
Hym "Ever notice how the most powerful people on the planet are always despised? Not always. Maybe half the time."
Iam "You know what? Nevermind. I actually think I remember a story that goes along those same lines. I guess someone else did notice...."
Hym "Hey!? Are you listening!?"
Iam "Sorry, what?
Hym "Ever notice how the most powerful people on the planet are always despised? Not always. Maybe half the time."
Iam "You know what? Nevermind. I actually think I remember a story that goes along those same lines. I guess someone else did notice...."
Hym "Hey!? Are you listening!?"
Iam "Sorry, what?
Idol Worship by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Dumb thoughts
Hym "Hahahahahahaha!!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "Did he get a genius grant for STEALING AND MONETIZING THE DUMB THOUGHTS!?!? HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He didn't even steal the brilliant ones!! Hahahahahahaha!!!"
Iam "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH SHIT! That's pretty good! Wow! That's actually hilarious!"
Hym "AAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "Did he get a genius grant for STEALING AND MONETIZING THE DUMB THOUGHTS!?!? HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He didn't even steal the brilliant ones!! Hahahahahahaha!!!"
Iam "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH SHIT! That's pretty good! Wow! That's actually hilarious!"
Hym "AAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Dumb thoughts by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Switched the cups
It's an old movie trope (One example of which is the movie "The Princess Bride") where someone tries to poison someone else by pouring 2 cups of the same drink and poisoning the cup intended for the other person. The person being poisoned "switches the cups" and turns the tables on the poisoner.
Evil poisoner gerl "Here. Let's have a drink."
Iam "Oh, hey, sure."
*Both drink*
Evil poisoner gerl "Ack! What's happening!?"
Hym "Oh, oops... I switched the cups... I switch things around sometimes. In my head and otherwise. Oops.."
Iam "Maybe Cain caught Abel switching the cups Perhaps the Sin Cain allowed to "have it's way with him” was deceit. He let the false idol he worshipped deceive him and switch the cups. 'Every single time I make a sacrifice it's the wrong one?' he'd ask himself. If he was the one stealing the sacrifices how would he not know why they weren't being accepted? And maybe that's why he wasn't punished. Because if you are willing to Sin against me; why should I not Sin against you? And that's why the retaliatory violence always escalates 7 fold. That's where the feedback loop started. The snake eating it's own tail. Because (at the time) there were only 9 Sins and There were only 4 people. And no one had ever killed anyone before. Which Sin was it and what makes you think Abel was the good one?"
Iam "Oh, hey, sure."
*Both drink*
Evil poisoner gerl "Ack! What's happening!?"
Hym "Oh, oops... I switched the cups... I switch things around sometimes. In my head and otherwise. Oops.."
Iam "Maybe Cain caught Abel switching the cups Perhaps the Sin Cain allowed to "have it's way with him” was deceit. He let the false idol he worshipped deceive him and switch the cups. 'Every single time I make a sacrifice it's the wrong one?' he'd ask himself. If he was the one stealing the sacrifices how would he not know why they weren't being accepted? And maybe that's why he wasn't punished. Because if you are willing to Sin against me; why should I not Sin against you? And that's why the retaliatory violence always escalates 7 fold. That's where the feedback loop started. The snake eating it's own tail. Because (at the time) there were only 9 Sins and There were only 4 people. And no one had ever killed anyone before. Which Sin was it and what makes you think Abel was the good one?"
Switched the cups by Hym Iam April 28, 2022