Hym "AH! *glugglugglug* TSSAAA! HOO! Yeah, it's cold enough *glugglugglug* TSSSAAAA! OOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS GOOD! I think I'll buy another when I get paid tomorrow. Jusy to pay homage to this one. You- Go ahead and drink your Coca-Cola now! If you tried to wait an hout I love you and I'll spare your life in the coming A.I. genocide"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."
Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"
Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."
Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"
Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"
Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."
Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."
Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"
Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"
Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"
Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"
Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"
Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"
Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"
Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."
Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"
Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"
Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."
Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."
Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"
Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"
Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"
Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"
Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"
Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"
Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 04, 2023
Jesus Christ Emma, you know that I don't want to be here, you know that I don't want to do this, and you know that my head is killing me and you are sitting outside cage lecturing me...
Hym "What would YOU call someone who does that? A dumb bitch? I mean, fuck me! You're like Rick's daughter from the walking dead, right? Where she visits Negan ever day? I might actually BE Negan (by the way) because I (both) am and have the best character."
by Hym Iam May 29, 2025
It wasn't he-said-she-said 10 years ago and if she is polyamorous her husband now has no reason to be surprised and is motivated to lie.
Hym "You didn't spend years defending the act because it wasn't true. She also said she is polyamorous. Which means fucking the retard isn't sounds for her husband to leave her. Kendra McKeefry fucked that retard. That is a fact. You are perfectly fine with me having my life destroyed. She should have went to prison for 15 years like the other women who molested retards did. You are blindly defending women against the under-class and you are sub-human filth both for doing it and having an under-class."
by Hym Iam April 08, 2025
Which brings me back to a point I made previously...
Hym "Corporate communism. The reason I hate capitalism. It allows corporations to enshrine themselves as mini communist dictatorships. And not like Marxist utopian communism but, like, North Korea communist dictatorship. Like... Once a month I have to go to a meeting (that essentially mirrors a church sermon) and affirm THEIR values (they say OUR but their is no US and WE don't have values and their values are antithetical to mine). At the end of year meeting they wanted me to THANK this nigga! Like, it was his last year as owner and he was passing the mantle off to HIS SON and the board of directors is just his kids and they wanted me to say 'THANKS DEAR LEADER!' So, I'm thanking him... For working FOR him... So his kids can become him and have dominion over a 3rd of my life, have entitled themselves to my attitude or my on-the-clock emotional state, compel my speech with 5 lines of NPC dialogue, and all of this under the threat of exile and privation if I fail to comply? And I have to wear a uniform (which started in communist China). They literally gaslight me with my schedule
Hym "Corporate communism. The reason I hate capitalism. It allows corporations to enshrine themselves as mini communist dictatorships. And not like Marxist utopian communism but, like, North Korea communist dictatorship. Like... Once a month I have to go to a meeting (that essentially mirrors a church sermon) and affirm THEIR values (they say OUR but their is no US and WE don't have values and their values are antithetical to mine). At the end of year meeting they wanted me to THANK this nigga! Like, it was his last year as owner and he was passing the mantle off to HIS SON and the board of directors is just his kids and they wanted me to say 'THANKS DEAR LEADER!' So, I'm thanking him... For working FOR him... So his kids can become him and have dominion over a 3rd of my life, have entitled themselves to my attitude or my on-the-clock emotional state, compel my speech with 5 lines of NPC dialogue, and all of this under the threat of exile and privation if I fail to comply? And I have to wear a uniform (which started in communist China). They literally gaslight me with my schedule
I was supposed to have off Sunday but I show up Saturday and the schedule has been changed without my knowledge. And if I don't like it... I just have to move to a different communist dictatorship don't I? Except I CAN'T! Because the water pump on my car went out and I literally can't go further than a block away from my house without my car stalling! I went to Taco Bell last week and my car stalled on my way into my parking lot and I had to push it into a parking space. Can't afford to get it fix. Can't work more hours because they have labor quotas. They keep hiring people to supplant my hours but they keep firing them because they are worse. When my manager told me that they fired the last one I laughed in her fucking face because SHE KNOWS the job is shit and that noone wants to do it and no one is ever going to work as hard as they want you to (Because they want you to dedicate your life to the dear leader and one of their values is Humility defined as 'Doing all of the work and taking none of the credit'). But that's corporate communism for you."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
You know, I just remembered said I would give Samuel L Jackson $5... But that was before I started my "Give them 1 million dollars!" Policy.
Hym "That wasn't an insult by the way. The $5 thing just happened before I thought of the million dollar thing...."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
I've literally written the discourse you're too fucking stupid to keep up with you fucking retard. You're taking your ques about what reality if FROM THEM and they're taking them FROM ME. On several occasions a PhD has stood on stage a read speeches pilfered from Urban Dictionary. Repurposed and redirected at his political opponents but written by me none the less.
A fucking retard "He's trying to interject himself into the discourse!"
Hym "I AM THE- You know what? Too easy. I'm not going to go there. You know, even with the diminished efficacy of being watered down, it's still pretty effective. The rhetoric I mean. Painful to watch sometimes though. It's like watching people carve features into the statue of David."
Hym "I AM THE- You know what? Too easy. I'm not going to go there. You know, even with the diminished efficacy of being watered down, it's still pretty effective. The rhetoric I mean. Painful to watch sometimes though. It's like watching people carve features into the statue of David."
by Hym Iam December 04, 2023