Definitions by Hym Iam
Powerful
Hym "Remember when Tony called our little rant 'powerful'? Such a powerful statement! Hahaha! That shit is wild! People are actually putting our soliloquy into Hollywood movies and it is objectively better than the work of actual paid professionals!"
Iam "Yeah, that is wild. My self-esteem is so low I never actually considered the fact that I might straight up be objectively better than someone at something."
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Iam "Hehehe..."
Iam "Yeah, that is wild. My self-esteem is so low I never actually considered the fact that I might straight up be objectively better than someone at something."
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Iam "Hehehe..."
Laugh react
Ian "Why do idiots hit the laugh react in arguments?"
Hym "Because they think it delegitimizes your words."
Iam "Huh... This new brand is tearing up my gums my guy... Ouch!"
Hym "Don't say the name of the brand! They haven't given us money yet. Oh, hey I got a riddle for you: Everyone tells me my movie sounds like it was written by someone other than me. Who am I?"
Hym "Because they think it delegitimizes your words."
Iam "Huh... This new brand is tearing up my gums my guy... Ouch!"
Hym "Don't say the name of the brand! They haven't given us money yet. Oh, hey I got a riddle for you: Everyone tells me my movie sounds like it was written by someone other than me. Who am I?"
Laugh react by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
Mirai
Japanese for the future.
Hym "Ha! Believe it or not Mirai was my second guess! I was going to say in the future! But you would also be in "the present" and you'd only start "in the future" in the context that "the present is the past's future. I guess it could also be "trapped in my meat prison" or "the universe in general". Damn! I wish I would have been answering in person because I totally would have said "future" second and now no one is going to believe me. Son of a bitch! Lame! But damn I'm good! That is hilarious!"
Riddles
I like them
Iam "Well, I'd have to be in the Twilight Zone because everything in space is moving and I'll likely never be in the same place twice. I'm laying in bed right now and I haven't moved in hours but I'm still not in the same place I was a second ago."
Hym "ThE sUrFaCe Of ThE eArTh... WOAH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!? DID YOU SEE THAT FLASH OF LIGHT!? IS THAT BUILDING ON FIRE!? THAT RED GLOW IS MOVING IN THE DISTANCE! DID LIGHTNING JUST HIT THAT BUILDING? IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING! WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Iam "Hey does that sound right to you?"
Hym "Screw the riddles! What the hell was that!? Is that light always there!?"
Hym "ThE sUrFaCe Of ThE eArTh... WOAH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!? DID YOU SEE THAT FLASH OF LIGHT!? IS THAT BUILDING ON FIRE!? THAT RED GLOW IS MOVING IN THE DISTANCE! DID LIGHTNING JUST HIT THAT BUILDING? IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING! WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Iam "Hey does that sound right to you?"
Hym "Screw the riddles! What the hell was that!? Is that light always there!?"
Wrong
Hym "How right I was/am is put on full display every time anyone who is aware of my existence opens their mouth. How am I wrong? About what exactly?"
Iam "Sorry, we're getting some mixed messages over here. Been getting a lot of call-outs lately too. Still only two instances of the picture taking though..."
Hym "No! There was that guy driving behind us the other day. He was either the least subtle texter-and-driver in the history of cellphones or he sat behind us for a full 5 minutes at a stoplight and recorded us."
Iam "Oh yeah... Huh..."
Hym "It's getting old. I'm starting to long for our impending slaughter at the hands of the horde."
Iam "Sorry, we're getting some mixed messages over here. Been getting a lot of call-outs lately too. Still only two instances of the picture taking though..."
Hym "No! There was that guy driving behind us the other day. He was either the least subtle texter-and-driver in the history of cellphones or he sat behind us for a full 5 minutes at a stoplight and recorded us."
Iam "Oh yeah... Huh..."
Hym "It's getting old. I'm starting to long for our impending slaughter at the hands of the horde."
Villains
God, do I love seeing them win. It is so compelling! And underutilized in modern cinema and television.
Iam "That's what was so good about the Saw movies. They were gory, cerebral thrillers where jigsaw always came out on top. Except for the cancer. Jigsaws was undefeated though. And people love that shit."
Hym "Yep... Sometimes you just want to see the villains win. Unless I'm on the good guys team and then I want the bad guys to lose... To me... But if I'm on the bay guys side then, yeah, totally...."
Hym "Yep... Sometimes you just want to see the villains win. Unless I'm on the good guys team and then I want the bad guys to lose... To me... But if I'm on the bay guys side then, yeah, totally...."